LocalHookup Review — Will It Get You Laid?

LocalHookup Review — Will It Get You Laid?

When a hookup site states that you can “sign up for free” and “get laid for life,” well, sir, that’s gonna grab everyone’s attention. That’s what LocalHookup claims to do. Could this site be the answer to your desires? After all, LocalHookup states on its welcome page, “make your free profile now and get laid tonight.” We figure this site is either the best thing since flavored condoms or a complete letdown. Read our review of LocalHookup and find out – does it really get you laid?

LocalHookup Review Results

There is no need to beat around the bush here, LocalHookup is a total dud. We rate it as AWFUL. You’d have a better chance of getting laid on an asteroid than this site.

– Pros and Cons –

For millennia, apart from securing food sources, finding shelter and safeguarding the knowledge base received from the elders, the male brain has been preoccupied with one thing – getting laid.

In the modern age, it no longer requires demonstrative feats of strength and brawn – such as slaying a wooly mammoth with your bare hands. No, we are fortunate enough to live in the digital age. Nowadays all you need is a good “digital game” to get laid. The key to this modern quest for “mates” is finding a reliable hookup site.

As you know, we do a lot of the dirty work for you. We comb through hundreds of hookup sites to find those gems, those precious sites that will actually help you hook up in the real world. Recently, we turned our eyes on LocalHookup. This site is quite boastful and full of promises about how you can get laid the same day that you sign up. Having been around the block a few times, such promises only serve to raise our suspicions. Here is what we found out.

– Is It Really Free? –

One of the things that LocalHookup touts the most – besides its promises of getting you laid – is that it is free. After all, the word “free” appears at least ten times on its welcome page. You see it in phrases such as “simply fill out your free profile, upload your pictures, and start hooking up with hotties near you.” There is even a pink-colored banner across its registration form that reads “100% FREE!”

We don’t know about you, but we took that to mean that LocalHookup was free – and a few of us even have some bonafide book learnin’ under our belts.

The sad reality is that LocalHookup is in fact (please take a seat gentlemen, or place some soft pillows around you – we wouldn’t want you to hurt yourselves when you hear the news) is NOT free.

“How can that be?” you must be asking. “If it’s on the internet, it must be true,” some others must be arguing. Allow us to shed some light on this issue. LocalHookup takes to an extreme the concept of baiting users with a free trial membership only to upsell them later. To be honest, that is common with hookup sites – it’s not a bad thing in and of itself – as long as they are not overtly and grossly sneaky about it.

LocalHookup goes out of its way BiggerCity to create a false impression of being free – far more than any other site that we have seen before. Technically, if you read their TOS you will find that they are not defrauding you. They are just using well-crafted verbiage to create the impression that they want on an impressionable audience. Let’s be honest, who is more impressionable than a horny guy wanting to get laid.

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